I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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