im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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