We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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