So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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