If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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