The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
