I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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