The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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