you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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