Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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