I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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