That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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