feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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