I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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