What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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