Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You surviving the open bar?
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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