I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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