what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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