how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
high people should be assigned attendants
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize
