if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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