Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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