hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm both gender and math confused
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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