Its about making memories worth repressing
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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