Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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