I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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