what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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