Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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