Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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