how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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