You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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