I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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