My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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