it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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