Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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