how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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