I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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