i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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