why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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