Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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