Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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