And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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