Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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