I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
