he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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