Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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