a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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