Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Randomize
