i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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