A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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