My first STD was from a foam party
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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