We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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