Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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