he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The ass gains better be worth it
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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