had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Randomize
