shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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